The Daily Valet. - 12/2/21, Thursday

✔️ The Sound of 2021

Thursday, December 2nd Edition

Cory Ohlendorf, Editor in Chief of Valet.

I wish I could give you a count of how many times you’ve opened this newsletter in 2021.

Cory Ohlendorf , Editor ⋯ @coryohlendorf

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The Sound of 2021

Everyone is looking back at what they listened to all year

December may have just begun, but according to Spotify, 2021 is already over. Done. Because The Wrapped lists are here to take over your social media. You’ve no doubt noticed the posts or received your own customized infographics of the top songs, artists and podcast that you’ve listened to over the last year, chock-full of data, mood boards (and just a sprinkling of judgment).

This year, Spotify’s adding even more social media-friendly features that help you share your favorite music with a customized movie, aura, or playing cards. Naturally, you can share Spotify’s auto-created images on your timeline and, for the first time, directly to TikTok, reports The Verge.

For the second year in a row, Puerto Rican rapper and singer Bad Bunny was the most streamed artist on Spotify. With more than 9.1 billion streams this year, he beat out Taylor Swift, who came in at No. 2, followed by BTS, Drake and Justin Bieber, respectively.

And while it seems like everyone is posting their musical year in review, Newsweek reports that users have reported that they can’t access their list yet. Others simply aren’t Spotify users.

I, unfortunately, do not use Spotify. Instead, I pay Apple $10 a month for Apple Music. Don’t get me wrong, I like the service and how it ties into my phone, my computer and home sound system. But I always regret it when this time of year rolls around. Especially when the Spotify recap is, in a word, lavish.

I wasn’t even aware that Apple Music offered a recap until I was informed this morning. Apparently, the bare-bones Replay feature debuted in 2019 and hasn’t been meaningfully updated since. But at least I know how many times I let BTS lift my spirits this year.

↦ Get Yours: Even if you don't use Spotify, CNET shows you how to explore your music listening history on other streaming services, from Tidal to YouTube Music.

Supreme Court Poised to Uphold Abortion Law

Abortion rights advocates in Mississippi strategize for a post-Roe world

The Supreme Court seemed poised on Wednesday to uphold a Mississippi law that bans abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy, in what would be a momentous and polarizing decision to roll back the abortion rights the court has defined over the last half century.

The court, which has a 6-3 conservative majority, heard about two hours of oral arguments in the southern state's bid to revive its ban on abortion starting at 15 weeks of pregnancy, a law blocked by lower courts. The liberal justices warned against ditching important and longstanding legal precedents like Roe and abandoning a right American women have come to rely upon.

Justice Sonia Sotomayor used her questions during the hearing to urge her conservative colleagues to follow precedent and not politics in deciding the case. She noted that the sponsors of the 2018 Mississippi abortion law, which would ban most abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy, had said they were pushing ahead with the legislation and a court challenge “because we have new justices” on the Supreme Court.

Jackson Women's Health Organization, the only abortion clinic in Mississippi, challenged the law and has the support of Democratic President Joe Biden's administration. However, the outcome likely won't be known until next June.

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Smoke Signals

Men who vape have a higher risk of erectile dysfunction

Remember a couple years ago, back before we had bigger things to worry about like a viral pandemic, when everyone was really worried about teen vaping? Well, a new report is causing concern again ... but for a more intimate victim.

According to a study published Wednesday in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, men who use e-cigarettes are more than twice as likely to experience erectile dysfunction than their non-vaping counterparts.

The study's large sample included 45,971 men aged 20-65, differentiated by those who have cardiovascular issues and those who don't. This latter data point is important, as recent research suggests that ED can be an indicator of heart disease, reports Neoscope.

Ultimately, none of this is terribly surprising says InsideHook. Smoking the old-fashioned way has long been linked to sexual dysfunction in both men and women, and is thought to be related to nicotine's adverse affects on blood vessel function, which you need in order to do the sex. As it turns out, many newer e-cigarettes have particularly high levels of nicotine, which means—contrary to popular belief—they're probably pretty much just as bad for you as conventional cigarettes, or at least just as bad for your junk.

The ‘Home Alone’ House Is on Airbnb

They’ll provide the tarantula. You bring the aftershave.

It's starting to become somewhat predictable. Airbnb has secured the Scream house and Carrie Bradshaw's apartment for these kind of publicity stunts. But that's not to say, these opportunities aren't cool or appealing.

Case in point: I'd love to relive my youth eating junk and watching rubbish inside the McCallister mansion from Home Alone. And now you actually can because the film's house is available on Airbnb's rental platform.

The only catch? It's available for one night only (Sunday, December 12), but the Chicago-area residence will only cost you $25. Bookings start at 1 p.m. CT on Tuesday, December 7.

But they've gone to the trouble of redecorating the place to match the film, complete with a few harmless booby traps for you to set and all the junk food you can eat. Oh, and Buzz will be there to host you and he's bringing along the tarantula. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

↦ Fight Me: The original is a classic, but Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is the superior film and this is a hill I'm willing to die on.

In Other News

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Promescent’s discreet delay wipes are the key to a good, long time

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